Tuesday, May 02, 2006

From today’s Pan-Regional Conqueror:

"A 48-year-old writer from Brooklyn, N.Y., has come forward claiming to be Winkie’s former owner. 'The Teddy Bear Terrorist is indeed a teddy bear, but not a terrorist,' wrote Clifford Chase [right] in a letter to the defense attorney in the case. 'Winkie was given to me by my mother, Ruth Chase, shortly after I was born. She herself had received him as a gift from her parents, in 1924 or 1925. She called him Marie.'

"Prosecutors immediately dismissed the extraordinary claims, noting that Chase is an avowed homosexual and the editor of an anthology of essays—tellingly titled 'Queer 13'—which has been banned by the National Association for Research and Therapy of Homosexuality and MissionAmerica.com. 'The FBI is currently investigating connections between the gay agenda and Muslim fundamentalism,' a prosecution source added. 'Arrests are imminent.'”


Anonymous Anonymous said...

i don't trust this fellow chase, either. if winkie is aquitted, all of our kids will go gay, because if we allow these gay agenda types in our schools, that will automatically turn our youth into fornicating agnostic homosexuals, just you watch.

those sites are enough to make me gay in solidarity. if only i didn't find other guys gross...

May 03, 2006  
Blogger Free Winkie Committee said...

winkie appreciates all forms of solidarity.

May 05, 2006  

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