Monday, April 03, 2006

From today’s Exurban Mega-News:
“This frightening photo, obtained by the Mega-News, shows the so-called Teddy Bear Terrorist in an apparently ‘wild’ state, according to a top member of the prosecution team, who spoke on condition of anonymity. ‘We see in this photo a criminal mind so ravaged by evil that it has reverted to a savage or animal existence,’ said the official.

“Snapped by a hiker more than a year ago, in a remote area not far from where the terror suspect was later nabbed, the picture was originally published in the National Tattler as a shot of ‘Baby Bigfoot.’ It was only recently that the image came to the attention of prosecutors, said the official. ‘Of course we know there’s no such thing as Bigfoot!’ he laughed. ‘But we know that deformed Muslim midgets—who immigrate from disgusting countries in order to blow up innocent property and people—are all too real.’”


Blogger Jack P Toerson said...

I have seen that before. Ignore the advert at the start, it's irrelevant.

April 03, 2006  
Anonymous Molly said...

Winkie does not look like a terrorist hiding in the woods. She seems so vulnerable, just before the storm. Just like in the 1969 classic short “Bambi Meets Godzilla” I want to protect you Winkie. Winkie come home.!

April 03, 2006  
Blogger Free Winkie Committee said...

jack: we only wish the bear were as free as his video lookalike to scavenge in the greenish night.

molly: as a teddy bear winkie understands empathy and surely would appreciate yours.

April 03, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Am I the only one who looks at that photo and sees Rousseau's noble savage?

Vive le France!

April 03, 2006  
Anonymous bookfraud said...

are you sure that the picture isn't winkie's evil twin blinky? you can't trust the exurban mega-news; exurbia is full of evil stuffed critters but i always thought winkie lived in williamsburg or the lower east side.

April 04, 2006  
Blogger Free Winkie Committee said...

anonymous: the fwc makes no class distinctions between noble and common savages.

bookfraud: though winkie himself is in jail, a chapter of the fwc is opening shortly at the williamsburg campus of sarah lawrence college.

April 04, 2006  
Anonymous bookfraud said...

sarah lawrence college in billyburg? of what do you speak? why sarah lawrence?

April 05, 2006  
Blogger Free Winkie Committee said...

bookfraud: the w'burg campus is actually a continuing ed. playground. tuition is $2000 a month, or a one-time fee of $900,000.

April 06, 2006  
Blogger Bobbush said...

"Molly": grow up. grow up fast and get a life fast. I mean a real life. the little bear you love sooooo much and your other little furry animals and your Rousseau will not protect you. the terrorists don't discriminate, or not enough. "Molly": this is not a movie. This is real.

April 11, 2006  

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