Thursday, April 06, 2006

From today's Empire-Imperial News:

“Prosecutors in the Winkie case today released this drawing, executed by the defendant during an interrogation, which depicts the U.S. embassy in Baku, Azerbaijan. ‘While the defedand refused to identify it, this schematic is strong evidence of a terrorist plot to bomb the embassy,’ asserted the district attorney, who drew reporters’ particular attention to the smoke coming from the tower at upper right--the living quarters of the American Ambassador to Azerbaijan. Because of security concerns, authorities were unable to release corroborating photos of the embassy in Baku.”


Anonymous Anonymous said...

There will be smoke coming out of Winkie herself when they give her the chair. In the meantime, we'll be roasting bear meat this weekend at Rumsfeld House for our annual charity fundraiser, whose guest of honor is the chief prosecutor in the Winkie case. Anyone who brings a dead animal eats for free!

April 10, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You don't have to be a forensic psychologist to understand the dangerous subtext of that drawing:

The house as a stand-in for the White House; the tree TO THE LEFT of the house as a symbol of the twin evils: Satan's temptation and leftwing terror; the flower on the ground as a symbol of our innocent beautiful republic, soon to be trampled; and most tellingly, as others have already deduced, the smoke coming from the chimney---an obvious reference to a planned explosion, as well as a hint at the smoke and mirrors Winkie and his cohorts will use to deflect responsibility. No matter how many episodes of Law & Order I see, this kind of thing still rankles me to my gutt. Kill Winkie!

April 11, 2006  
Blogger Free Winkie Committee said...

dr. schockblot: the flower is none other than the rose that hester prynne plucks at the beginning of "the scarlet letter."

April 11, 2006  

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