Friday, March 24, 2006

Note to the 40-year-old man carrying a skateboard who attended our envelope-stuffing party last night: we know you’re not a student, and we know you’ve been following us. But you are welcome to spy on us—the Free Winkie Committee has nothing to hide!

For future reference, your white “Meat Is Murder” t-shirt, while endearing, doesn’t conceal the hair on your back. Zach finds it a turn-off, but Bao thinks it’s kind of sexy—she likes “bears.”


Anonymous Anonymous said...

From the 40 year old skateboarder: I am not a spy. I am a true believer in Winkie's cause, I am a lacto-ovo vegetarian, and I actually had an appointment for a full body wax yesterday afternoon, but my waxist never showed up for my appointment. (Word on the street is that her library card was secretly obtained by Homeland Security and she hasnt been heard from since. I'm wondering if it had anything to do with her favorite book, "Raven Locks: A History of Mesopotamian Hair Design." If anyone's interested in road tripping to Guantanamo, send me a line. Peace.

March 24, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

don't dis 40-something men with forests of body hair. we have something to offer the world. even if we're carnivores.

i'll be wearing a "meat -- nature's gift" t-shirt at the next meeting.

March 27, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's not so much the body hair, man. It's the skateboard.

March 30, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Tree,
So what if it IS a phallic symbol on wheels. You're just jealous cuz you're a phallic symbol without the wheels. Hey, did you see Winkie flee that Union Square demonstration on a pogo stick? that really brought me back....

March 31, 2006  

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