Saturday, February 11, 2006

From today’s Suburban-Republican:

NATIONAL SECURITY AGENCY ADDS SEARCH WORDS

Officials from the National Security Agency, speaking on condition of anonymity, reported that the agency had added the words “teddy bear” and “Winkie” to their list of search words for computerized scanning of telephone calls and e-mails going in and out of the country. Said one top NSA official: “In a matter of weeks, this change has already saved thousands of lives.”

The official provided this newspaper with the following intercepted conversation:

“Daddy?”
“Yes?”
“My… My…”
“What, honey?”
“My teddy bear got all dirty today!”
“He did?”
“Yeah. But Mommy put him in the … the … washing machine.”
“Good.”
“He went around and around, and he’s all clean now.”

The NSA official declined to comment on whether the exchange might refer to a plot involving a dirty bomb. “But we have no reason not to believe so,” said the official. Asked about the apparent use of a child to relay a coded message to terrorists abroad, the official said, “Children are our new prime suspects.”

4 Comments:

Blogger Bobbush said...

stop trying to censor us. you are so naive. for your information, of course they would use children. for your information, terrosism is not generally funny at all. also, IN CASE YOU DON'T KNOW, there are many gay childen and many children who are not anti gay so they may as well be. look at what they did with the labrador retrievers. of course they would use children who are if anything even less innocent than dogs and often very queer acting. for your information, you better wake up instead of spending your time being SO SARCASTIC about those who are trying to defend you and your right to be so queer

February 12, 2006  
Anonymous Attila said...

Your teddy bear friend better watch his hairy back, or he's looking at the same fate as Cheney's trusty hunting partner.
And then some.

February 13, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope bobbush is joking, because if he's not, make room at the asylum. Or maybe that should be assylum. And where in the original post is there anything about sex, let alone homosexuality. Something on your mind?

Everything is generally funny. Cosmic joke, dude. Cosmic joke.

FREE WINKIE!

February 13, 2006  
Blogger Bookfraud said...

bobush needs to get some action. chill out bro'! you sound like one of the terrorists who never got any pt and ended up blowing himself up.

winkie must be freed!

February 18, 2006  

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